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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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aestheticgoddess:

Beauty Blunders

Laura Callaghan

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dear-white-people:

YOU DEMANDED IT! Check out the full-length official trailer for Dear White People before it hits theaters this weekend. 

#HITSHARE #TURNUP #BELIEVETHEHYPE

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strawberrytartare:

im—jahova:

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unamusedsloth:

Poor fellas…

THE ENTIRE GROUP OF THEM OUTSIDE VICTORIA SECRET.

They look like kids waiting at the daycare for their mothers to pick them up

Lol 

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postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

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